| SMASHED! began it's epic beginnings in 2001 when Simon met Stuart. The waves were breaking on the warm beaches of San Sebastian, Spain. The girls were screaming out for ruder sex while the statue of Jesus smiled and winked from the hill looking over San Sebastian as beer flowed more freely than anywhere else in the history of man. Simon and Stuey realized this was not only a fine moment to share but a chance to live a dream as the conversation turned from girls, to drink, to sea and surf: the Pub Crawl was born. They befriended a homeless man named Dave who drew a cartoon for the t-shirts and flyers. The rest of that summer was full of fantastic pub crawls. These mad doctors of mayhem didn’t just create a party but started a legend. It grew faster than it took for their hangovers to recover. Returning the following year dressed as priests, it wasn’t long before film crews from across the Atlantic arrived and documented the action. Simon and Stuey realized it was time to expand their mayhem. Barcelona was the chosen city… lucky, lucky, Barcelona. The next year SMASHED! got busy in Barcelona. SMASHED! showed up like Godzilla and rocked everyone's world, with minimal damage to the actual city of Barcelona. As you have read, SMASHED! has a rich history in Spain. Come join us and make history! |
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| a.k.a. Mick Dundee, Dr. Jones
Stuart Jones is a bona fide hero of the Australian War Against Sobriety. He has traveled the earth extensively, having only stopped to smell the roses and start up a pub crawl. He is an expert crowd surfer. He is known to have the most dangerous and dazzling eyes in Barcelona... |
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| a.k.a. Slish-Dogg, Sir Simon
Simon Radford is a proper Englishman who is known for doing improper things. He has the debonair appeal of James Bond with the mojo of Austin Powers. There is little that truly turns Simon on, with the exception of people, places, and things. Sorry ladies, but Simon is off the market; his heart has been captured by a New Yorker named Heather. Score one for the Big Apple! |
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a.k.a Connors Connors is an English version of Mr.T. Although he has no mohawk and has pale skin he kicks all kinds of ass. We pity the fool who messes with this sucka! |
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| a.k.a. Super Stud Shane
Shane is the nicest guy in the whole world. He lives to serve tea and bake muffins for his friends in San Sebastian. A master of flower arrangement, Shane's appreciation for aesthetics and his saucy attitude makes him a natural for helping out on a pub crawl. Fine work Shane! Keep it up! |
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Cowboy Jane
Cowboy Jane will someday run for the President of Tasmania: in the meantime she wears a cowboy outfit that all the boys love. Known to come home with saddle rash and chaps... |
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a.k.a. Nick the Log Splitter After graduating seminary Nick took his Good Words to San Sebastian and now baptizes our merry crawlers with Unholy Water. Do not ask this man for HIS confession... |
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a.k.a. The Stud This is one of those guys that all the girls like. He is supposed to be cute or something. I think he's cute. |
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a.k.a. Donkey Dan Donkey Dan has traded his life doing a traveling"donkey kissing show" for our pub crawl. Although he still "kisses donkeys" as a hobby he now leads the inebriated masses through the lovely streets of San Sebastian. Where do we find these people!? |
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