SMASHED! began it's epic beginnings in 2001 when Simon met Stuart. At first these two mad doctors of mahem wanted to build a spaceship. Then they thought that might be an unrealistic goal, so they decided to rob a bank. After two failed robbery attempts they got drunk on cheap wine and had a yelling contest.
SMASHED! had it's first pub crawl in San Sebastian, where the beer flows like wine. Naturally, it was a hit!!! They befriended a homeless man named Dave who drew a cartoon for the t-shirts and flyers. Dave sucks! The rest of that summer was full of fantastic pub crawls.
The next year SMASHED! got busy in Barcelona. SMASHED! showed up as a towering Godzilla reeking of schnapps and rocked everyone's world, with minimal damage to the actual city of Barcelona.
As you have read, SMASHED! has a rich history in Spain. We invite you to join us and add a chapter to our deluded heritage!

Stuart Jones is a bonafide hero of the Australian War Against Sobriety. He has traveled the earth extensively, having only stopped to smell the roses and start up a pub crawl. He is an expert crowd surfer. He has his own dance. There is only one Stu.

Simon Radford is a proper Englishman who is known for doing improper things. He has the debonair appeal of James Bond with the mojo of Austin Powers. There is little that truly turns Simon on, with the exception of people, places, and things. Sorry ladies, but Simon is off the market; his heart has been captured by a New Yorker named Heather.

Fabi is known as the owner of Barcelona. He owns this town. He knows everyone, and he doesn't fuck around! If you are a small child wandering the streets of Barcelona and he is on his moped you are dead. He handles his bar like a sword in battle leaving no room for error and leaving a bloody mess in his wake. Once you get through Fabi's rough exterior, one finds a tasty marshmallow filling with a hint of Baileys.

Heather is the organizational influence on SMASHED!'s inner workings. Hailing from New York, she was seduced by Sir Simon's charms while in Indonesia and now lives in Spain! She cannot escape! She is ours! We love her! We can't let her go! If she left us we would die! We need her. Badly.

David Wagner isn't a graphic designer. He is a bum. He is currently hiding in California... we will find him. Oh, yes... we will find him.

Paul woke up one day after a bender and found himself in Barcelona. True to his Irish roots, he revels in helping people loose their heads. He makes sure their heads remain hidden for a day or two and then politely gives them back. Paul is the MC of our parties and he does an excellent job.

Liz is the most exciting thing to come from Canada! Liz devours underaged virgins. With mayo on the side.

Once a chef at a prominent London restaurant, Tobias now serves his tasty morsels for free at a bar. He is a full of energy and has a tan; known to be a part time viking and a full time stud!!! He's a bit of a lightweight, so make sure you challenge him to the Irish Car Bomb challenge.

Russell is a bear. He is from California. He eats berries, grubs, carrion, and little girls. The bear has adapted to Spain's warm climate by hibernating in fifteen hour stretches instead of the usual four month slumber. The bear plays waterpolo and films movies. Beware the bear. The Bear is known for pubic hair.